December 2011
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“I am more of a pseudo-intellectual than anything.”
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2011: Favorite Things
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“I left home when I ten years old with nothing but a backpack and my pet rat.”
– Ash Ketchum
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“My head is so itchy that I need something long and metal to scratch it.”
– Kurt Cobain.
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“I hope to be the first robot President of the United States.”
– Mitt Romney.
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To Newt Gingrich:
“When I was growing up in Detroit, it never occurred to me to equate a person’s net worth with his or her worth as a person, or look at it as a snapshot of a value system. No one around me did. That’s because we saw so many people working hard for a better life. With that as your backdrop, it is hard to see poor as a four-letter word.” - LZ Granderson in Gingrich has it...
whydoihaveablog:
When writing a research paper on intersex patients, it’s totally appropriate to call the moment of realization that the patient is intersex a “dickscovery” right?
Why didn’t I think of this?
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Public Speaking
“God, I am so nervous my heart is about to explode.”
I love public speaking and it happens to be one of my strengths but that doesn’t keep me from wanting to throw up during the first few minutes.
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“I didn’t quite get that.”
– Siri
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“My actual name is Zark Muckerberg.”
– Mark Zuckerberg
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“I invented Google to get girls.”
– Larry Page, CEO of Google.
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“I am going to reincarnate myself as a Terminator. That would be so cool.”
– The 15th Dalai Lama.
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“My name is Ja Rule and I am a rap music making guy.”
– Ja Rule
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Painters.
Van Gogh was my favorite painter, he had the right mix of talent and crazy. (Meaning, a lot of both.)
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